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this is the pathetic gay you're looking for

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a trip downtown! to a goblin's bakery.

[he couldn't be wrong...]

1/2 what a nerd

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oh

2/2

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we're still going?

oh my god no why is he so cute I feel so bad

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[gotcha.]

if you're up for it, sure! they probably just finished baking the morning bread.

how is he cute??

[sediments]

right now??

seduced by food

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they'll do the same tomorrow, if now's not good.

hideyoshi moves too fast

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well

[ There's a pause while Bolin contemplates his hunger. ]

okay

bolin was the one who called.............

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[huh.]

[he hadn't expected that to honestly work. who forgot their awkwardness so quickly? er, well - as long as it was working, he supposed.]

tomorrow, then?

[PAUSE.]

we won't have to worry about getting caught in anything. it'll be a lot more relaxing.

he just wanted to check in!!

[sediments]

today

[ DON'T BRING THAT UP... gags ]

get rid of that pout oh mY GOD what a bara bottom

[hideyourself]

today?










really?

don't call him that in public??

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[ this asshole... ]

why not??

bae please not in front of the child

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errr wait no no, now works perfect! didn't realize you'd be hungry. anyway, i can meet you outside of the abel inn.

billy isn't even here yet tho

[sediments]

[ ??? Why wouldn't he be hungry? ]

ok when?

soon

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uuuhhh

in fifteen minutes?

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ok

[ And then: ]

your treat right?

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[cue a sinking feeling of dread... he'd have to only bring a portion of his savings.]

yeah, of course

limited only by the coin in my pocket

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[ At this point, Bolin could just grin to himself and eat Hideyoshi out of house and home but.

He's not devious enough for that, so instead he replies with a friendly ]

don't worry! i know a bunch of tips for saving cash around here

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[blink.]

[Bolin seemed like a trusting, forgiving fool, but kinder than most Hide had the (dis)pleasure of knowing. that accounted for something.]

yeah? think we could compare tips?

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yeah why not!
we're all in this together [ :) ]

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the bargaining business, right. say, how good are you at bartering?

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pretty good! [ read: not good at all ]
me and my brother are pretty good at scamming people too

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[p a u s e.]

[there was no way this dude was a professional embezzler. maybe hired muscle... maybe. but, uh, okay.]

what do you usually scam them of?

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[ That's kind of rude, Hide... ]

hm
like fruits and vegetables?

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[but was it wrong.]

[--- oh. fruits and vegetables. foodstuffs. he does feel a little bad for his earlier thought. only a little.]

bread isn't so different. maybe we can work out a deal to get some at a discount.

though i'd feel bad scamming local goblin businesses... wouldn't you?

[sediments]

huh?
you don't need pastries to survive